"If I did have a tumor, I would name it Marla. Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you would stop tonguing it, but you can’t.” - Fight Club (1999)
- He says things like:
- He has managed to elude the media so well that his girlfriend of two years has only been photographed twice.
He’s a recovering alcoholic and is really brave about it.
He has developmental co-ordination disorder (effects your memory and movements) which gives him a lot of anxiety, but, despite how difficult it can be during flare ups, he didn’t let it stop him from doing movies or his broadway shows, when he could easily have given up working considering the amount of money he has.
- That time he ran into the Dublin Minor Football team in the middle of the night
Out of the whole 11 years of Harry Potter, and despite his alcohol and health issues he only missed TWO DAYS when he got gastric flu.
Sometimes filming had to be stalled when his Dyspraxia was acting up but he still showed up every.single day.
- He can somehow pull this off
He has been doing awesome work with the Trevor Project since 2009, giving both his time and his money on a regular basis.
- He’s so fucking funny and a little ray of sunshine
- and also
"Are you a writer? Because I’ve got a job for a writer."
“No, I’m not.”
“Well, you’re not anything yet.”
We are The East. We are your wakeup call. And we are not hiding from you. We are you. We are the morning you got off the treadmill and ran under the open sky. We’re the first time you kissed someone and they kissed you back. We are the night you couldn’t sleep. The night you were staring at the ceiling thinking, “Is this it?” “Is this the best life has to offer?” No. there was a freedom in you that knows no fear. Last night we gave pharmaceutical giant McCabe-Gray a taste of their best selling poison denoxin. We encourage the media to follow the company’s members. We will counter-attack two more corporations for their injustice. We will not show mercy.